4/11/05
Musashi Samurai Legend

Hack n' Crash
By: Old Jimsy

Recently I played a demo of Musashi SL and I found out what a hack and slash is really all about. This was the single lamest, poorly designed game ever. Seriously, all you do is hit square over and over again. There is no way to do combos, all you do is well: hack and slash. Did I mention that all enemies die in five hits? That's right, all of them. All they did to try to hide this was add on numbers for the damage you are supposed to be doing. Also, apparently this game was shot at three year olds 'cause you can't fall off cliffs. You walk strait up to the edge and start running in place. Oh and don't get me started on the toon shade. Ugh. So what it comes down to is: if you like mindless button smashing, horrible graphics, and poorly designed characters Musashi SL is the game for you, and if not I would advise you not touch this game with a five foot strand of hair. Who has a five foot strand of hair, you ask? Musashi, of course!
 
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