Today's Rant:

Site News:
4/01/05
We LUV Xenosaga


Xenosaga must be the greatest game of all time. It makes me eccstatic with joy. I just can't GUSH enough about it's genius.

3/23/05
Hack 'n Crash


Recently I played a demo of Musashi SL and I found out what hack and slash is really all about. This was the single lamest, most poorly designed game ever. Seriously, all you do is hit square over and over again. there is no way to do combos, all you do is well: hack and slash. Did I mention that all enemies die in five hits? That's right, all of them. All they did to try to hide this was add on numbers for the damage you are supposed to be doing. Also, apparently this game was shot at three year olds 'cause you can't fall off cliffs. You walk strait up to the edge and start running in place. Oh and don't get me started on the toon shade. Ugh. So what it comes down to is: if you like mindless button smashing, horrible graphics, and poorly designed characters Musashi SL is the game for you, and if not I would advise you not touch this game with a five foot strand of hair. Who has a five foot strand of hair, you ask? Musashi, of course!
-Old Jimsy


3/21/05
Hello Old Dyce


Old Jimsy here. Really only to get rid of the St. Patrick's day update seeing as it isn't St. Patty's day anymore. I plan on uploading a SMALL rant today but, like it says below, I'm really lazy so don't hold your breath. Until later...
-Old Jimsy

Hey, Hot Mamma, wanna kill all the Humans?


OK, who's getting really sick of lame expantions for "the Sims"???

3/17/05
Hey, Hot Mamma, wanna kill all the Humans?

So, Old Jimsy is moaning and groaning about his math work, Ritup is working on his reviews and some other stuff, so I decided that, since I was the only one of us that's actually old enough to be IRISH on Saint Patty's day, I would write the rant for today. So, the news: we're lazy. It's not news. We're still working on the character outline for "Calm before the Storm" (working title), but, as aforementioned, we're lazy.
-Doc




3/23/05
No news is good news
 
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