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| 4/11/05 Hey, Hot Mamma, wanna kill all the Humans? No, just the ones that love Xenosaga...  I love the phrase "I hate Xenosaga". Oh, I do, too. You may think we're intense or full of rage, but as the great Henry Rollins says, it's for you. We're pissed because, as gamers, we're sick of being spoon-fed crap and being told to love it for it's deliciousness. Games like Xenosaga, Final Fantasy X-2, and the latest sack of whorey flesh labeled the Sims make me so full of bile. I'm sure, since you've found our little corner of the internet, that you are an intelligent, thinking person who has automatically come to the same conclusions, but you have something which I lack: restraint. This is just the beginning. This site may be a little rough around the edges now, but man, this place is a safe haven for those who have retained decency and reason; those fed up with the trash that I keep hearing is the "glory days of video gaming". Those who think that games don't need a seven-figure budget to rock it hardcore... that a good game is a good game ...that plot MATTERS ...that good character design means clothes that could actually be worn in public... I could go on, but I'm gonna save it. For now. <><><><><> Demand more. Kill the SUVs. <><><><> Doc out. PS: Dynasty Warriors 5 is pretty darn good, but could, nay SHOULD be better. 3/23/05 Hack 'n Crash Recently I played a demo of Musashi SL and I found out what hack and slash is really all about. This was the single lamest, poorly designed game ever. Seriously, all you do is hit square over and over again. there is no way to do combos, all you do is well: hack and slash. Did I mention that all enemies die in five hits? That's right, all of them. All they did to try to hide this was add on numbers for the damage you are supposed to be doing. Also, apparently this game was shot at three year olds 'cause you can't fall off cliffs. You walk strait up to the edge and start running in place. Oh and don't get me started on the toon shade. Ugh. So what it comes down to is: if you like mindless button smashing, horrible graphics, and poorly designed characters Musashi SL is the game for you, and if not I would advise you not touch this game with a five foot strand of hair. Who has a five foot strand of hair, you ask? Musashi, of course! -Old Jimsy Hey, Hot Mamma, wanna kill all the Humans? OK, who's getting really sick of lame expantions for "the Sims"??? 3/17/05 Hey, Hot Mamma, wanna kill all the Humans? So, Old Jimsy is moaning and groaning about his math work, Ritup is working on his reviews and some other stuff, so I decided that, since I was the only one of us that's actually old enough to be IRISH on Saint Patty's day, I would write the rant for today. So, the news: we're lazy. It's not news. We're still working on the character outline for "Calm before the Storm" (working title), but, as aforementioned, we're lazy. -Doc |
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